Helloo my lovelies,

Before I start let me apologise for the utter lack of response to the lovely lovelies who commented on the sheer idiocy of Abdul in my last post. Thank you guys SO much for your comments because they really did help. And yet...

So a couple of weeks after that, went back to rock night at fab club and who should be there - him. Soon as we went in. I'm not gonna rehash this right now (despite Rehasher being an amezin band - go look 'em up!!) because I am OVER it but Abdul the Crazy acted like an utter moron all night, ignoring me, standing in my line of vision, then calling me til 4am with tales of woe about his imminent demise from some kind of heart failure which blatantly doesnt stop a man going out on the lash... blah blah blah. Long story short, he then apologised, still isnt over ex blah blah blah and then DEFRIENDED ME on facebook. Arsehole. What an utter loon though...

Couple of weeks after that went to CityNearWhereILive to see my lovely friends there. For Wrestler Night. Where we all dressed up as wrestlers for no reason other than it's Saturday. I was Jeff Hardy. Even got recognised by a couple of kids in the beer garden. I had a GREAT drawn on beard too - LOVED it. Fabulous night out, ended up with many bruises and tons of amazing photos of the night too. Can't wait til Wrestler Night 2 - Summer Slam!

Met a cute guy too (while dressed like Jeff Hardy... should have realised!), lets call him Cute Ian because that is his name. Not the 'Cute' part. I added that. But Ian. Anyway, lots of photos of Cute Ian looking well into me, all kinds of enthusiastic etc etc. Came back to my mates for drinks, was perfect gentleman, even helped me get my beard off with a Boots Facewipe. Gave him a lift home the next morning. Was all about coming and taking me out on a date and stuff and then NOTHING. Now, problem here is, I was very drunk at Wrestler Night. Seem to remember giving him A number, just not sure if it was my number, or even the correct MY number... or maybe he took it down wrong. Or maybe hes just not that into me. Ho hum. So if any of you lovely people knows Cute Ian, please have him washed and brought to my tent immediately, because he's lovely!

Apart from that life has been all about studying (2 HR courses for work, plus my OU course is kind of eating my life), working hard (trade show in London a couple of weeks ago was tres uneventful and super hard work) and generally not sleeping enough. I've got my own nice office at work now. I get to see a lot of Guitar Boy so that's absolutely fabulous. To be fair though, I'm getting a bit bored of crushing on him now - he's 19, nothings going to happen there and he's been the object of my affection since last summer. I need a new crush!

Met a cute 23 year old a couple of weeks back. FD we'll call him. He's cute, kisses nicely, can spell and is intelligent. He came to the cinema with HCH and me (I invited him when I was drunk) and laughed extremely loudly and inappropriately ALL the way through Watchmen - which is a LONG film anyway - whipped my armrest away and insisted on holding my hand and generally led me to believe him to be a bit radio rental. And guess what - into me. Texting, asking me out, you name it. SO cute. And so utterly, utterly insane. C'est typique.

Anyway kids, I hope you're all doing absolutely fabulously and I promise not to leave it so long til next time.

Loves ya.
Axxxx