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When is "Therapeutic" Sex not "Therapeutic" Sex: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 minutes old)

The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for "medical" expenses that were merely purchases o… more

Want a tune on the radio From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 hours old)

Listen in to Seahaven FM, phone 01323 899226 and Danny and I will play you a tune....… more

The tough decisions From letterfromthailand in Letter from Thailand (11 hours old)

I was on a bus a few days ago when three Indigenous Australians, also periodically known as Aboriginals, got on. The two guys and one woman looked about middle-age, were shabbily dressed and clearly d… more

Down to one drink a week now From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 hours old)

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Off Out Tonight From whoknows in Diary of a Dysfunctional Life (20 hours old)

Feeling a bit of trepidation cos we were going to go to one of the nearby bigger towns, but the weather has meant we've changed to just going out here. So I've said we have to limit ourselves to two p… more

Guiness World Record Day... From whoknows in Diary of a Dysfunctional Life (1 day old)

... and the new World Record for the Briefest Ever Reconciliation goes to Whoknows!!! Last night Steve came round, and I smelled the smell (despite him cleaning his teeth on entry), and he picked u… more

Period Pains From whoknows in Diary of a Dysfunctional Life (3 days old)

Am I alone in thinking that there's a mild sort of period pain that is a comforting feeling? … more

More and more strangeness From whoknows in Diary of a Dysfunctional Life (3 days old)

I was just cleaning the kitchen and I saw Steve's cigarettes on the side with his lighter. It was a practically full pack. He's left his cigarettes here. He only lives a few minutes walk away, usually… more

Spookily detoxed From whoknows in Diary of a Dysfunctional Life (3 days old)

Right, I have no clue what Steve is up to here. A few hours after I'd finished writing on Sunday, he turned up here off his head on heroin. Obviously, I was really upset, I said it was ridiculous, … more

I Just Can't Leave Well Alone From whoknows in Diary of a Dysfunctional Life (5 days old)

So last night went pretty much to plan once my madness was over - until 2.30am. I went to bed soon after X-Factor, about 10pm, cos I'd had a bad night on Friday and was very tired, so I must have g… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 days old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Update From whoknows in Diary of a Dysfunctional Life (6 days old)

Well, it's too late to make the reservation now, so I sha;ll relax and eat chips :D… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

Trying to stay strong From whoknows in Diary of a Dysfunctional Life (6 days old)

It's actually been a pretty good week after Hallowe'en - which only got worse. I went to bed pretty early, and so woke up about 1am. I was reading when there was a knock at the door, at about 1.30… more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 days old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

Adventures in Belmore Park From letterfromthailand in Letter from Thailand (7 days old)

Some strange things go down in my local park. You get your normal lunch-breaking office workers, truant teenagers and drunken homeless people swatting imaginary demons, but Belmore’s location directly… more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

Map reading, a dying art From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

Anybody out there think that Sat Navs are the worst techology ever? Having to listen to inane interjections from some plumy voice, that seems to sound smug when you miss the turning, must add to in… more

Whatever happened to Ladybird Books? From prydwen in Good Old Days (13 days old)

"The highlight of my childhood? It's the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it's full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where yo… more

Clarkson on Detroit From prydwen in Grin and bear it (13 days old)

"God may have created the world in six days, but while He was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place." … more

Look! I do real news too! From letterfromthailand in Letter from Thailand (13 days old)

This is an article I was commissioned to write for a Sydney-based newspaper called The Irish Echo. It's a pretty well thought of publication with a very healthy following among Australia's hefty Irish… more

When you know you are too old to Trick or Treat From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

Nicked from Miss Cellenia 10. You get puffed out from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone … more

What lurks under your bed ???? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

Most countries have their equivalent of the Bogeyman, here are of the best. 1. There are many theories about the origin of the word “bogeyman.” One is that it devolved from “buggy man,” the driver… more